Last year I told my mother that I needed to get another allergy test, as I thought I had developed a bunny allergy (yes, I know how sad this is, I LOVE bunnies). Turns out that in addition to my old allergy diagnosis of cats and dust, I was now allergic to mold, grass, DOGS, and BUNNIES…and also the hay that bunnies eat. So I’m basically allergic to any fluffy animal and the outside world.
This was crushing to hear, as I am a passionate animal lover. If you know me, you know my favorite pig is named Esther and that I love my cats at home even though they make my eyes itchy. I even struggled to pick a photo for this post because of how many cute animal pictures there were from which to choose. So when after they scratched my back 100 times and gave me 10 shots in the arm, it was just insult to injury to tell me all of my new allergies.
I was pretty discouraged with the news, but I thought my allergist might have some advice. She was a nice lady who pretended to be interested in my life every year, so I figured she could pretend to care about my sad diagnosis. So here’s our conversation:
Me: Is there anything fluffy I can cuddle with, what kind of pet should I get?
Doctor: A boyfriend?
My Mother: Oh my, no!
So now I guess I’m searching for a pet boyfriend? Where do you find those?
LOL I love this! I want a bunny so bad I hope to god I am not allergic.
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I hope you aren’t! Go get a bunny haha 🙂
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How Awful! I’m a cat lover and had to put mine down, then I met my husband who is allergic. We have a dog but I miss my kitties. The good news is that I volunteer at the ASPCA to give kitties in the shelter some love but I want to take them all home!!!!
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aw I’m so sorry 😦 they said we could get rid of our cats at home but the dander would still be around for 7 years, so we kept them. I’m glad you get to see kitties at the shelter though!
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Too funny!! A pet boyfriend 😂😂😂 So sorry about your allergies though. That stinks, especially all those fluffy allergies. Pets are so warm and fuzzy! 😀
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Haha thanks for reading! I still have cats at my family’s house, so I suffer for fluffy cuddles 🙂
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